See, Pythias is a victim! The system made it too easy for him to steal.

He claims some of his homies in the TSA stole even more. And the most outrageous fact: He’ll be out of jail in a year. His sentence was only for 3 years.

How was he caught? By CNN! He tried to sell a stolen CNN camera on eBay but forgot to take off all the stickers that tied the camera to the news network. The buyer called CNN and his criminal career unraveled.